Sunday, October 28, 2007

City Landmark – Akshardham Temple, Near NOIDA Mor

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Akshardham

Hindu kitsch in times of unprecedented prosperity.

[Text by Gaurav Sood; picture by Akshardham temple authority]

The huge red sandstone and marble monument, visible from the nearby highway, stands alone, proud, and out of place.

The local road abutting the walled complex has a few informal ‘check points’ where men in plain clothes check cars. As our Maruti Zen lurches into the ‘complex’, the true enormity of the ‘operation’ – the beehive of activity that keeps this place running – becomes clear.

The complex employs at least a few hundred people (almost all men), mostly young, eager, full of self importance, and too prone to giving directions where none are necessary. The job of frisking visitors, shepherding them through metal detectors, collecting parking tickets, maintaining order, among other things, at this massive complex clearly leaves the workers flush with tepid excitement akin to what one feels when one stands in the back lines of a violent mob.

Swaminarayan Akshardham temple complex in Delhi is a large red sandstone-and-white marble structure built on a 100 acre plot on the Yamuna riverbed, opposite the disintegrating dingy hovels and narrow lanes of Pandav Nagar. The prodigiously carved temple, which took about five years to build and reportedly employed over 7,000 artisans during its construction, cost around Rs 2 billion (or about $50 million).

The construction of this gargantuan complex right on the dried up riverbed attracted the ire of environmentalists concerned about its impact on the river’s future sustainability. Their protests seemed a bit misplaced given that Yamuna is not more than a sickly nallah, and isn’t expected to do much better in the future.

However, it is widely believed amongst the knowledgeable elite that construction of the temple, as the first building on the riverbed, was a master move by babus at the Delhi Development Authority interested in opening up the riverbed for commercial development. Being a temple, the structure will never be torn down, and under in aegis corporate developers can furnish claims for future development.

The plan seems to have borne fruit with a Commonwealth Village for Commonwealth games scheduled in 2010 scheduled to come up next to the temple complex in the very near future.

The temple is run by the Swami Narayan trust or more precisely, the Bochasanvasi Aksharpurushottam Swaminarayan Sanstha (BAPS). The current leader of the group, Pramukh Swami Maharaj (which roughly translates to ‘leader’ ’saint’ ‘king’ respectively), is credited with inspiration for the temple. Apparently the guru had a vision in which he saw a temple near the banks of Yamuna, an erstwhile preserve of Mughal monuments, and voila in a few years, the dream was realized.

The complex, featuring a Disneyland kind 12-minute boat ride to allow visitors to sail through displays of Indian culture, and a large food court serving everything from Burgers (vegetarian) to Dosas, takes its name from the Akshardham temple in Gujarat’s capital, Gandhinagar.

The temple in Gujarat was the site of a deadly bomb attack, and hostage drama in 2002. Given the history, the temple in Delhi features extraordinary security measures – people are barred from taking in any electronic equipment, they are frisked thoroughly, and even asked to open up their wallets for inspection (strictly inspection, fortunately).

The Swaminarayan temple complex is a strange mix of architecture styles, ranging from Deccan to Mughal to Mewari. The intricately carved marble interiors are reminiscent of opulent Mughal tombs and palaces, the main building’s red sandstone facade seems to pay ode to Deccan style temples (most prominently Meenakshi temple in its ostentatious carving), while the boundary wall and supporting structure seem to be inspired by a mixture of Mewari and Mughal styles.

Walking on the tiled pathways perpendicularly crossing its wide lawns (reminiscent of Mughal garden layout), dotted with garish faux roman (painted cast iron with paint starting to peel) sculptures narrating major Hindu allegories, and showcasing prominent Hindu mythological figures, I caught myself staring at a boundary wall that seemed deceptively similar to Red Fort’s. Similarities to Mughal architecture aren’t that surprising given that Mughal architecture itself borrows heavily from (Hindu) architecture in Rajasthan during the 16th century, but the effect is ironic indeed.

The temple exteriors seem to have been carved to inspire awe rather than convey a more aesthetic sense of beauty. The impulse to impress is most clearly seen inside the carved white marble interior sanctum, generally the most unadorned place in a Hindu temple - in line with the philosophy that devotees symbolically leave the world behind at the sanctum and enter a distraction free meditative space. The effect of all the embellishment seems strangely contrived, much like that of sets from religious mythological shows on television.

More pointedly, as a monument to both Hindu pride and ‘Shining India’, it is appropriately both a religious monument and a theme park. Hindu pride stares at emptily from the narrative sculptural montages, the embellished shell, and the self-satisfied awed masses that congregate here. While ‘Shining India’ gleams in its insipidity in the food court, in the boat ride, in the musical fountains, and in the multimedia museum devoted to Hindu mythology catastrophically crossed with Indian history.

But then it is mere natural progression from gaudy television dramas based on religious epics to gaudy monuments inspired by the same mythological television dramas. It is a mere natural downward progression - to be precise- towards a not-so-unique blend of pride, philistinism, money, religious fervor, and entertainment.

Where NH 24, Near Noida Mor Ph 2201 6688, 2202 6688

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Sex Life in IIT Delhi – Never Been Plucked

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Sex Life in IIT Delhi

Just why India’s brainiest kids don’t make love.

[Text by Zubin Saini; picture by Seema Kumar; the author is an IIT Delhi alumni presently pursuing MBA in IIM Calcutta. His blog is currently re-telling the story of Mahabharat. The photographer has nothing to do with the views expressed here.]

Welcome to IIT Delhi (IITD). Here boys are hungry for sex. Who can blame them? In a ‘good’ batch, the male-female ratio is 8:1; in a typical batch, it is 20:1. Besides, those females who manage to crack the JEE are, in all probability, unlikely to win any beauty awards. Even then the skewed ratio makes them queens. The boys become their slaves or the navel-gazers at Basant Lok’s Priya, or both.

But first, meet the three male types in IITD.

The Stud

Handsome and rich, he is most likely a Delhiwalla. Always believes that beauty*intelligence = constant. He tries his hands at girls from adjoining female colleges (Gargi, LSR). But because of the reputation of IITians (no social manners, sexually frustrated, good at nothing but engineering), the enterprise usually ends in failure. Not surprisingly, he often finds refuge in watching porn. He is not ashamed of it.

The Stud’s Best Friend

He is the quintessential IITian. He too likes watching porn but is ashamed to confess it. A simpleton hailing from a godforsaken mofussil town (Mirzapur, Darbhanga), he regularly goes to Priya and PVR to ogle at girls there. He has simple ambitions and is happy to settle for the female classmate sitting next to him (she might not be beautiful, but she is pretty smart. She will make a good wife.) After countless workshops, assignments, treats and movies together, when he finally mumbles "I think I love you," the female, not a fool herself, says, "but you know, I don't think of you that way. You are my best friend".

The Geek

Smartest kid. He pays attention to books, and only books, in the first year, gets great grades, and consequently catches attention of sexy girls (whatever that means in IITD context), who want him to teach them. He too loves watching porn but avoid boasting about it.

Let’s confess that sex in IITD is pretty common. It helps there are plenty of jhaadis (shrubs) in the campus. Alas, due to reasons mentioned in the begining, the only people who do it happens to be people from outside the campus. But look at exceptions:

A senior of mine (a superstud, if ever there was one) dated only model-types. Each month he changed his girlfriend. Once he was caught having sex with the girlfriend-of-the-month – by a security guard (!)

A batch mate once climbed the roof of a Professor’s house whose daughter was/is/will be the hottest chick in IITD. He spent the night with her (!)

One night a junior was caught naked with his IITian girlfriend in a block – again by a security guard (!)

But as I said, these are rare instances of stumbling into an oasis in an otherwise sandy desert. However, the opening of a booze bar just outside IITD has made it easier for boys and girls to get drunk together. They even plan sex. But plans remain just plans. Deep inside, most of us IITians are conservative, and believe that there must be no sex before marriage. This was true when I joined in 2001, and remained true when I graduated in 2006.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

City Secrets - Mountain Melodies in Smoggy Delhi

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The place where mountain people get their song and dance.

[Text and picture by Mayank Austen Soofi]

The smoggy ITO crossing can hardly be mistaken for the breezy Mall Road of Mussoorie. But curiously, it is here that the natives of Kumaon and Garhwal presently residing in Delhi head for their music fix. All thanks to four rickety stalls specializing in Garhwali and Kumaoni music videos.

These stalls are a treasure-trove for Uttaranchali music lovers. (Uttaranchal is a tiny Himalays province north of Delhi and primarily consist of two regions of Garhwal and Kumaon.) About 300 VCDs, audio CDs, and cassettes fly off their shelves daily. Although there are Bhojpuri songs also in stock, the Uttaranchali chartbusters are the biggest draw. “Garhwalis come here from all parts of Delhi,” claims Ravindra Singh of the Maiti Music Center, who chose to name his stall after the Garhwali word for ‘maayka’. “An immigrant in Delhi is like a girl in her sasural who keeps yearning for her mother’s home,” he explains.

It would be a pity if this music remains limited in its appeal. There might be difficulty in understanding the language but the VCDs are really amusing. True, the camera work is amateurish, the dance steps contrived, but the home video feel is endearing.

For a dummies’ guide to Uttaranchali music Dinesh Singh of Pooja Music Center comes to the rescue. “Narendra Singh Negi is our Amitabh Bachchan,” he says recommending Nauchemi Narena. This bestselling music album is a spoof on former Uttaranchal chief minister N. D. Tiwari. The video plays on popular perceptions about him, showing a Tiwari look-alike playing the flute and serenading several young women.

Music videos on love songs sometimes feature deliciously raunchy dance numbers, but alas, they lack the spicy rawness of their Bhojpuri counterparts. Still, entertainment is guaranteed. Have fun.

Price VCDs and Audio CDs are priced at Rs 40, Audio cassettes at Rs 25 Timing 8 am to 9 pm Where Bahadur Shah Zafar Marg, Opposite Abdul Nabi Masjid

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Profile - Mayank Austen Soofi

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The Delhi Walla

A Delhi Walla having a passion for Pakistan.

[Text by G V Krishnan; picture by Rajesh Thakur; the author is a retired Times of India journalist and host the blogs Recycled Writings, My Take by GVK, and Mysore Blog Park. This story was originally published in Desicritic.]

'Who is this bloke?'. I wondered, on reading about his blog - Pakistan Paindabad - making waves. Mayank Austen Soofi. The name didn't mean a thing to me till then. And then there was this mail from fellow Desicritic and friend Tanay, recalling Mayank's post at Desicritics one year back, about his visit to Lahore's Heera Mandi. "I was able to smell/feel the streets of Lahore," wrote Tanay, touched by the narrative. Sanjay Leela Bhansali, they say, plans to make a film based on Mayank's post. I have plea for Mr Bhansali: Do remember to send us all DCs an invite for the film's premiere.

This new-found media interest in Mayank, I presume, started with a PTI news agency feature from Islamabad. My hunch is, in the coming days there may well be a rash of Sunday print media features and news channel interviews on this Delhi blogger who fell in love with our neighbors after a visit to Karachi and Lahore. A leading Pakistan daily - Daily Times - called Soofi's blog 'the website that teaches you neighbourly love'.

But then, it appears, not everybody loves Mayank Austen Soofi and his pro-Pak web initiative. Why would a promising young man from Delhi be blogging Pakistan? The question factors in it suspicion of a hidden agenda - could Soofi be a Paki staying in India, possibly ISI-connected. That Mayank anticipated this, but chose to press on with his blog speaks of courage. If I were in film making, I would probably do a documentary on what makes Mayank tick. Who knows such a movie might prove an inspiration for people to create more cross-border blogs; and for bloggers like Adnan (a Karachi-based blogger) to come out of their 'social closet' and declare without fear or reserve their good neighbourly feelings for people across the border.

In his tribute to the late playback Kishore Kumar the Karachi blogger noted that he had thought twice before posting the piece, declaring unashamedly his liking for Kishoreda , "Many regular readers would consider me hypocrite", wrote Adnan. His readers know him for his writings on politics and religion and "my rant on Music not (being) a part of Islam". Advisedly, Adnan, the blogger, doesn't give away much about himself, other than his first name and e-mail ID. Mayank is more communicative, insofar as he reveals he hosts three other blogs and is the owner of a private library.

Wonder if Mayank subscribes to Shelfari (would he like me to send him an invite?) so that we have the benefit of browsing his 'shelf'. It is said you get an insight into a person by looking at his collection of books. A scroll down his blogs, reading a bit here and a piece there, enabled me to draw an identikit (perhaps, as unreliable as a normal police job). Mayank, I would say, emerges as hyper-active, but regular kind of guy who likes being all over the town - at embassy parties in Chanakyapuri, a by lane in Ballimaran, used-book shop at Pahargunj or on location where a TV news crew at work in Kalkaji. (see Soofi's photo blog)

He is the type that would ask Deepak Chopra loaded questions - 'was Buddha a god?', 'how'd he feel, if he were to land in Delhi today' ('baffled', I would guess, at all that traffic). I didn't know the world's best known high-end seller of spirituality is Delhi-born, was schooled in St..Columbus. So was Shah Rukh Khan, and, I learnt from Mayank interviews, Anupama Chopra.

Blogger Soofi comes out as a skillful interviewer, drawing out well-known people to disclose value-adding trivia about their life-story. Deepak Chopra, Soofi finds out, was a part-time news reader in AIR getting Rs.75; had fun as student in AIIMS (Doctors in his time, presumably, didn't lose their screws inside a patient on the operating table).

Soofi pays attention to details - such as Chopra's Vespa scooter; and Tom Alter's (actor) passion for cycling, notably when he races to meet his girl - "I remember cycling to my girlfriend, from Daryagunj to East Patel Nagar, in 30 minutes flat". Wouldn't we like to know what Mayank Austen Soofi's preferred mode of transport is; and whether he has a girl-friend ?

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Kutub Quizzers – Their Times Starts Now

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Investigating Delhi's quizzing scene.

[Text and pictures by Mayank Austen Soofi]

One summer evening last year, five members of an endangered species - three Mastermind India participants, a University Challenge contestant, and a school quizzer - met over Java at SDA Market's Barista. Their mood was grim. Delhi boy Siddhartha Basu, India's top quizmaster, was preparing to abandon the city to produce glamorous TV game shows in Mumbai. The tribe was on the verge of extinction. The capital was losing out to quiz shows from Hyderabad, Chennai, and Coimbatore.

Worried but resolute, these five wise men took matter's in their own hands. Kutub Quizzers was born. The first jam session, held at JNU's Social Science Auditorium, attracted 50 participants. The winner took home Rs 500. The second attracted 60 people. The latest gathering, in September this year, witnessed 75 quiz-lovers packing a lecture hall at IIT. They included economic graduates, Persian language students, engineers, civil servants, MNC executives, and entrepreneurs. The scene is getting better. The content head of Kaun Banega Crorepati team is a frequent attendee. Kutub Quizzers' Yahoo group lists over 100 members. The original wise men may breathe easy. From 'endangered' they've become a 'threatened' species.

Website kutubquizzers.com Yahoo Group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kutub_quizzers/

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Ajmer Diary – Terrorist Attack in the Sufi Shrine

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Hazrat Nizamuddin - The Seeing Eyes

Eyewitness account of the terror tragedy in the courtyard of Khawaja Gharib Nawaz.

[Text by Sufi Salman Chishty; picture by Mayank Austen Soofi. The author lives in Ajmer; his picture was taken at Hazrat Nzamuddin.]

[Publisher’s note: Ajmer is 7-hour-long train journey away from Delhi. But what happened in the sufi shrine there cannot be ignored. It can happen again – in Delhi's Hazrat Nizamuddin’s dargah.]

The terrorist attack on the shrine of Khwaja Gharib Nawaz in Ajmer has shaken all of us very deeply. 2 devotees were killed and 17 were injured. Our house, Chishty Manzil, is opposite the blessed Dargah. The balcony gives a very clear view of the Ahata e Noor where this terrible act of violence took place. I was there to break the Ramadan fast with other family members.

We were sitting quietly over the Dastarkhwan as the clock ticked 6:14 pm - the time of breaking the Ramadan fast. I recited the prayer and quickly tucked in a khajoor into my mouth. A bang. So powerful that I could feel the vibrations. I stood up and could not believe what I saw. (Even now it is difficult to believe it actually happened). There was a huge cloud of smoke over the Ahata e Noor and people were screaming, shoving and shouting. I immediately ran towards the Dargah and was shocked and shattered to see what had happened in the blessed “Abode of Peace” .

There was commotion everywhere. People shouted for help. Some said it was a bomb explosion. A few warned to stay away from the scene. Others called for the evacuation of Ahata e Noor. I saw pool of blood, chunks of flesh and blood-soaked bodies. Nothing seemed real. It was like living in a terrible nightmare.

To me, the blessed Dargah of Khawaja Gharib Nawaz is the safest and the most beautiful place on earth. It is here that I was born. Here I spent my growing years. As kids we played and ran across in its blessed compound. Now to witness such terrible violence at the very same peaceful place is something I could never describe with calm.

Nobody was prepared to see such an evening. Nobody knew how to react to such gross act of violence which has never been seen or heard in the 800-year-old peaceful history of Ajmer Sharif. Somehow I gathered strength, along with few of my Khadim brothers and other young men. Despite fears of a second bomb explosion, we all remained in the blast site. I think that was very courageous of the people of Ajmer sharif - a small and peaceful town which had no experience of such terror acts.

We rushed the injured to the hospital. Confusion reigned there also but the experienced doctors and young medical students quickly took control of the emergency. (Dr. Ruqquia Syed, my cousin in her first year of internship, too volunteered). There was not a moment to spare. We ran up and down the floors, made rounds of the blood bank, searched for the stretchers, took the injured for X-ray and C.T. scans. All this we did while reeling under shock, terror and grief.

The Festive Mood is Absent

Tonight, as I’m writing this article, I can see the blessed Dargah Sharif and the lanes surrounding it from my study. Tomorrow is Eid. People should have been busy with last minute shopping, boys should have been waiting outside barber shops, and everyone should have been sporting a festive mood. But they are not. It is gloom instead. Never was the night before Eid so silent. We will observe the festival in a sober manner. Though we have bought new topis and kurtas for those injured who are likely to take part in tomorrow’s prayers at Idgah. They can do better with some smiles.

The Brotherhood

Alhamdullilah. By the karam of great Awliya Khawaja Gharib Nawaz, the unholy and shameless efforts of the foes of humanity to divide the people of India has availed them nothing so far .There hadn’t been a single incident of backlash or communal tensions in any part of our country which proves again that my Khawaja's India is great.

Let us spread the blessed message of love, peace, beauty and tolerance. Let us follow Gharib Nawaz's words - Love towards All, Malice towards None.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

"It is a reflection of our own insanity if Delhi feels chaotic and mad" - Deepak Chopra

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Deepak Chopra Says...

Exclusive interview with New Age Guru Deepak Chopra. He was in town to promote his new book "Buddha: A Story of Enlightenment".

[Interview and pictures by Mayank Austen Soofi]

Was Bhagwan Buddha a God?

God is the highest instinct to know oneself. In that sense Buddha is a God. So can you if you reach that level of consciousness.

Your book "Life After Death" was described as "a must read for everyone who will die". "Buddha" has been written for what kind of people?

This is a book for those interested in secular spirituality and willing to move beyond ideologies and dogma.

What do you think Buddha would feel if he lands up in Delhi today?

Nothing has changed much in the last 2,500 years. Yes, we are more technologically advanced but our ancient tribal ethno-centric prejudices have not changed. Differences have deepened with time. It is a dangerous situation. In the ancient times, two armies would decimate each other and that would be it. Today we have the capability to destroy the entire world.

So Buddha would be disappointed?

No. An enlightened being is beyond disappointment. Even beyond hope.

Are you suggesting we accept the things as they are? Can problems like poverty be addressed that way?

Acceptance of the present moment is realistic. It could lead to the creation of a better future. But do not confuse it with fatalism which is often the case in India. Karma in the past influences the circumstances of the present.

Is it practical to search for our soul while living in this soulless city?

It is a reflection of our own insanity if Delhi feels chaotic and mad. The city does not affect our soul. Our collective soul projects the city. We may find Delhi changed overnight if we have shifts inside. Peace of mind is attainable while stuck in a traffic jam.

You are a Delhi boy...

I was born here. Our house was near Humayun's Tomb. I would attend mushairas with my uncle and play cricket with St. Columbus schoolmates. My days as a medical student in AIIMS were fun. Sometimes we boys would cycle all the way to Agra. I also worked part-time in the AIR. For Rs 75, I would read news on an hourly basis from 11 pm to 6 am. It was hectic but I had a Vespa scooter that would get me to classes on time.

Do you have a house here?

Yes, in Defense Colony. My parents lived there. Now there is only a servant.

You run a Chopra Center for Well Being in California. Why not also in Delhi?

It can be a reality some day. People have approached. We would have to plan it properly.

Deepak Chopra - The Seller of Sprituality

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Eminent Citizen - The Pied Piper of Connaught Place

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Subway Musicians

Meet the capital's distinguished musician.

[Picture and text by Mayank Austen Soofi]

Next time your hear Rag Pahari while crossing the N-Block subway at Connaught Place, sit down on the stairs and let your heart be moved by Balbir Kumar's melancholic melodies.

Mr. Kumar is an extraordinary bansuri player, maker and seller. He plays best when drunk with Johnny Walker Red Label. He is a kind person and is usually ready to play your favroite tunes.

Apart from his T-series and Tips albums, Mr. Kumar has performed, for a fee, in cities like Munich and Amsterdam. Luckily, this CP subway remains his favorite where he sits all day long playing for free. Often surrounded by closet flutists– IT engineers, doctors and CAs – trying to learn musical tricks from him, Balbir's bansuri tunes waft around like a true whiff of joy in this humdrum of chores and chaos. And the otherwise grim underpass turns to a musical underworld.

Monday, October 08, 2007

Viewpoint - Bemoaning Delhi

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Money Speaks

Ugly, poor, and greedy is the city.

[Text by Gaurav Sood; picture by Mayank Austen Soofi]

Delhi doesn’t look like anything. It is amorphous, and as misshapen as only third world cities can be. It is but a mass of hutments, box like houses built to occupy every available inch of space (and a couple more created by bribery) crammed together across narrow lanes interspersed by indifferent wide diseased roads full of traffic and nauseous fumes, covered in brownish dust that suffuses the air, with a deathly sun beating over it.

People live in this place – a lot of them - but it isn’t that the city was created for them. Instead people have wrested savagely whatever little piece they can. And the combined savagery of poverty and corrupt government has created this tired undifferentiated mass of bricks, tar, garbage, and people.

It is as if the houses have come up, lanes been laid, roads built, with no thought, or care except the most pressing, the most basic one – to live. To talk of architecture is presumption, and to talk about the city’s “character” an even more absurd pretension still. It is nauseating to see Delhi through the goggle-eyed Western view of third-world – even their pictures of poverty with cute children with distended bellies due to malnutrition are exotic. There is nothing exotic about Delhi – no mystery that is lurking beneath its hutments, or its Nirulas, or behind the empty eyes of its ‘upwardly mobile’ middle class. Not that the brand conscious or the carefully brand weary middle class in West has something to boast about. But leave the pretensions home.

Delhi is there – people are living, driving, pissing on the disintegrating walls plastered with tattered posters that line some of its streets, fucking in their bedrooms, and coming out blank eyed in the morning from their cells. It is a city of elbows and impatience. It is a city full of people bent upon joylessly eating, and consuming, to fill that enormous chasm that opens up when you live such warped lives. It is a city of broken men, and women – with distended pot-bellies, cracked hands, and tired disfigured faces. And no – they don’t want your ***ing sympathy, or even your ‘understanding’ for there is nothing to understand, they exist only to dig up another day from the bowels of another sleepless night.

There is no redemption in Delhi, even for the rich. Why should there be? Rich can hide in air-conditioned cocoons but must give in and sadistically abuse their servants, generally young boys 10-12 years old - if the nimbupani isn’t cold enough.

Since the north excels in aborting female fetuses, and ‘protective’ attitudes towards women by their parents, and predatory attitudes towards them by young males stifle their movement, you only see hordes of young men on the road. Since there is little impetus to implement child labor laws, kids sell – sometimes surprisingly high-end books to people who will never read them but will talk about them– at red lights.

Delhi, as its chronicler William Dalrymple points out during one of his sane moments in the largely delusional book dedicated to the city ‘City of Djinns’, is a refugee city. Delhi, until the economic reforms for mid 90s, was defined by two things – entrepreneurial Punjabi refugees who came after partition and built their lives piece by piece, and the largish babudom. Post ‘95, it increasingly became a grotto for the myriad poor - predominantly from North India, and simultaneously an embodiment of Delhi government’s aspirations, and the rich Indians’ aspirations, both mediated by the reality of poverty, corruption, philistinism, and greed.

Both aspirations fed each other, as they still do, to sap soul out of the city – leeching the richer neighborhoods of languorous bungalows shaded by Gulmohar trees, and with walls draped by Bougainvilleas – carefully replacing them with multi-storied boxes, replacing town roads with enormous highways to accommodate the rapidly multiplying cars, and tearing down some of the poor localities and eviscerating small businesses based on their ‘unauthorized’ status.

Whatever vestiges of culture Delhi clung on to were preyed upon and consumed during the last decade or so as Delhi grew one enormous housing project - endless grid like arrays of shabby quality 4-5 story flats- after another. The taps dried as water shortage became more acute, and now aunties in ‘good’ neighborhoods rejoice if they get water for three hours every day.

The sad part is that Delhi is the capital city and boasts of some of the best infrastructure that the country has to offer. There may be some joy still. The umbra of carnage wreaked over the past decade may still yield to the faint light of the globalized penumbra. After all McDonald’s is here and Ronald, the jovial and orange clown, seems inclined to show us the way to perennial peace and civilization.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Table for One – Appetite Restaurant, Paharganj

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Food lovers’ guide to Delhi.

[Text and pictures by Mayank Austen Soofi]

This restaurant profile is a part of the Table for One series.

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Sunny and sexy, this is a casual eating joint in the middle of Paharganj's Main Bazaar. Many dishes are misspelled in the menu (curd is card, dessert is desert) and the Today's Special, hand-written on a white board, hasn't changed in months. The Assamese steward has no regular uniform and the diners, mostly western backpackers, are half-naked.

As Bob Marley or Tibetan chants play in the background, women with deep cleavages schmooze freely with hairy-chested men. Sunlight, sneaking in from the glass-wall, sews up dainty patterns on their shapely legs. The glass-wall, in turn, looks upon the Paharganj street life (Uzbeki prostitutes, Nigerian drug peddlers, Kashmiri touts etc.) with the worldly indifference of a Buddhist bhikshu. The walls are decked with wide-angle images of Nepal’s Annapurna Mountains. Next to the cashier's desk is a raised lounge with seating pillows where one can spread limbs, kiss discretely, or even doze off.

Those who care for food can depend on the Nepali cook who is not bad in cooking up stuff from Mexican to Middle-Eastern to Italian to Nepali. Have an Enchilada de Pollo(Rs 90), shredded chicken and beans in a spicy tomato sauce wrapped in a flavorful corn tortilla and topped with cheese.

If it's 8 am, follow the majority and ask for the popular Spanish Breakfast(Rs 50). Omelet is thick, cheesy and redolent with the aroma of fresh eggs, fleshy mushrooms and raw peppers; the grilled tomato has a crispy exterior secreting excess of juice. Avoid the greasy Hash Potatoes. The soft and fluffy bread rolls, baked in the nearby Everest café, are served with mixed-fruit Kissan jam and salty butter. Ask for honey if that is what you desire. Spanish Breakfast offers a choice of coffee or chai. Both disappoint. But the bakery counter covers it up with tempting croissants, chocolate mousse, and apple crumble arranged in chipped trays. Don't skip the freshly squeezed Papaya juice – fruity, thick and wholesome.

Turn to books once done with knives and forks. I usually prefer late mornings when the breakfast rush is slowing down, the cushion still carrying the warmth of the previous occupant, and the place quiet enough to let you focus on the book-of-the-day (I was reading Peter Matthiessen's The Snow Leopard the last time I was there). Don't waste time on the unpromising bookshelf stocked with Hebrew-language Lonely Planets and Spanish translations of Wilbur Smith novels. (What is Land Revenue Law in Rajasthan doing there?)

It must be said that the restaurant is a good place to fill up personal diaries. Once I spent six hours there, ordered only one cup of coffee, and no one gave a dirty look. However, there can be welcome distractions. Be prepared to hear ‘Goa’, ‘Dharamshala’, and ‘Benares’, again and again, in French, German, and in many other firang accents.

1575/80, Main Bazar, Paharganj
Ph 3255-4470
Since 1995
Open daily from 7am – 11pm
30 Covers
Popular Specialties:
Spanish Breakfast, Muesli with fruits, Ratatouille, Sizzlers, Lasagna, Apple Crumble
Essential Rates:
Coffee – Rs 15
Tea - Rs 10


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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Religion - Seeking Buddha in Delhi

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During Meditation, Tushita Mediation Center, Delhi

A German student discovers a Tibetan Buddhist Center in the city.

[Text and pictures by Thomas Kappler; he runs a blogsite and a photo album. This article was written exclusive for The Delhi Walla]

From February to July this year I studied at IIT Delhi as an exchange student. Being interested in Indian spirituality and especially in Buddhism, like many others in the West, I soon found a peaceful refuge from the hustle-and-bustle of Delhi.

The Tushita Meditation Center is in the exclusive Padmini Enclave at Hauz Khas. Making my way through a leafy garden I descend into a basement along a row of most beautiful Thankas, the Tibetan religious paintings. In a room dimly lit by candles, beside an altar as richly decorated as in any Tibetan temple, a golden life-sized Buddha smiles knowingly. The white Khatas - the traditional honour-scarves - in the hands of the statue and the seven bowls of clear water in front of it hints at the active practice conducted here. The large bookshelf perhaps follows the knowledge-centered focus of Buddha's teachings. After all, his last words were - "Work on your own salvation!"

I am greeted by Yeshe Chochon, the nun running the centre along with Ms. Renuka Singh, professor of sociology at Jawaharlal Nehru University. Yeshe's clearly European features surprise me. It turns out she came to India in 1975 from Norway; met her teacher; and felt such a strong connection that she never returned home following her second trip to India.

Soon the visitors coming for the meditation start trickling in. Why am I surprised by half of them being Westerners? Am I not one of them? Ah, the modern times - bringing the Buddha Dharma to the West and flat screen TVs to India. The cycle will continue.

After everyone is seated, some gently guided by Yeshe to the posture most comfortable to them, she opens the session.

“I go for refuge until I am enlightened to the Buddha, the Dharma, and the Sangha. By the virtuous merit that I collect by practicing generosity and other paramitas, may I attain the state of a Buddha in order to benefit all sentient beings.”

The meditation will have two sessions. Each with a duration of twenty minutes. Too short for an experienced practitioner but good enough for newcomers. Meditation, anyway, is difficult for beginners. (Who would have imagined the kind of mess we have in our heads?)

Finally, the session gets over. Smiling faces and calm voices fill the room. Some happily return to the outside world. Others linger a litter longer, exchanging a few words or simply soaking up some more of the atmosphere. Another step towards happiness or so I hope.

Now when I’m back in Germany, I look back and realize that Tushita had offered me so many things: a glimpse into Tibetan style meditation, and an escape from the loud everyday life of Delhi. I also made a good friend there – Tarun, the modern businessman (not the most unlikely person to meet there). I also saw and heard Tenzin Palmo and Lokesh Chandra speak, two of the most inspirational persons I ever had the pleasure to meet.

What better way to end than with this dedication from the book Yeshe gave me one evening, Illuminating the Path to Enlightenment by the 14th Dalai Lama Tenzin Gyatso:

“May this world be free of sickness, starvation, warfare and weapons of mass destruction. May we all be able to accumulate the necessary facilities for our own well-being and for the attainment of peace in the world, and may we develop the ability to extend our affection and love beyond ourselves so that we can all learn to help and care for one another better.”

Gate to Tushita Mediation Center, Delhi
Where Padmini Enclave 9, Aurobindo Marg, Hauz Khas Ph 2651-3400/2651-8248 Website http://www.tmmc.tripod.com/ (Confirm by phone before going)