The Delhi walla's pretension in writing makes me want to lodge a bullet in his balls - Blogger Nimpipi, the woodchuck chucks
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What Delhiwallas want.
[Text and picture by Mayank Austen Soofi]
The Delhi Walla spent an entire day browsing through several dating websites in which Delhiites are looking for what they presumably lack in their lives. Here’s a sample. It’s cheesy, raunchy and also sometimes moving. I haven’t made corrections to the grammar, spellings etc. This is Delhi's English.
“Hi this is rahuuuul here.m staying n delhi east n m doing bba from ip university and m intsdtd n frndship and long term, not intsdtd in sex but one night stand will do."
“Looking forward to meetin up wid witty and smart guys, not to sort U.N. issues but 2 jus simply hav fun wid;)"
“I am a well setteled and well educated man, like to know people and life as it comes. i like honest stateforward people, who can be a good freind for sex."
“I m smooth n silky versatile woman.....meet me near j.n.u. south delhi."
“I have learnt ayurvedic massage if anyone wants something special in massage call me XXXXXXX."
“M looking for a drag queen aged 20 to 35 who is sincere, discrete and polite. She should take a reasonable pride in herself and should be clean and hygienic."
“I am sexy and i am from rohini."
“I am looking for long time friendship with sex."
“Looking for fun n friendship am in dwarka with place. Thanks."
“I am a hot lesbian ..luking for the same.. if u dont match my standards, either forget me..or raise ur standards."
“Give me your nector!"
“Available only as a soulmate for some one who knows d meaning of living together & is interested in d same-not 4 long-term but 4 life-term. read profile with patience."
“Horny Muscular guy in central delhi. Looking for Wild Sex. Workout at Fitness First, Connaught Place."